• Banitsa can be great, banitsa can be terrible.
  • Inflatables are a great resource in summer.
  • Waiters in Bulgaria are slow because they are dandies and their life is a work of art.
  • The beach in Bulgaria is nice, and there are “sentinels” that check if you pay. They look like Matrix’s Agent Smith but they have silicon boobs and lips.
  • Old Bulgarian men know secret techniques for verifying the integrity of watermelons with the maximum accuracy.

By Doc

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