- Banitsa can be great, banitsa can be terrible.
- Inflatables are a great resource in summer.
- Waiters in Bulgaria are slow because they are dandies and their life is a work of art.
- The beach in Bulgaria is nice, and there are “sentinels” that check if you pay. They look like Matrix’s Agent Smith but they have silicon boobs and lips.
- Old Bulgarian men know secret techniques for verifying the integrity of watermelons with the maximum accuracy.
