I was never a big fan of rakja but lately I found out about this rakja made of quince pears and it is delicious.
When doing taxes, instead of reading policies, accountants do what they have always done. When you open your mind and read, the impossible becomes suddenly possible.
The ultimate peeing trick for penis holders: when peeing, leaving spots on the underwear often feels inevitable. Luckily there is a 3 step solution:
1. prior to peeing, IF not circumcised, uncover the tip.
2. after peeing, squeeze the shaft of your penis like if it was a toothpaste.
3. shake of the remaining drops quickly and vigorously.
4. be prepared: once you bend it back to underwear covered position, the last 1% of pee may come out. In that case quickly take it out and repeat steps 2 and 3.
